Here we go. A new bedskirt purchased, and added, and the bed looks so much better. I endured much mockery for desiring, then actively searching for said bedskirt. Some suggested that this quest indicated a repressed (or simply held hidden) desire to pursue romantically members of the same sex. Swac: I hate you. Anyway, I finally found one (after failures at Meijer, Kohls, JCPenny, and Sears) at Bed Bath and Beyond... and Ken will attest to the fact that the trip was very much worth it. (read: Hotties work there.) We made another trip around the store to find his ficticious "girl in the gray sweater". She magically appeared just as we were ready to checkout, but I was busy making smalltalk with the cashier. I'm convinced she dropped that receipt on purpose.