I was thinking about it today while heating up some Clam Chowder soup… In the past 4 days I’ve eaten 8 different animals. Thanks Noah!

Dane Cook : Your 15 minutes are up. Please don’t try to take Baseball Postseason with you on your way out.

At what point after deciding that the “Frosted Flakes Teamwork Play of the Game” should be an unassisted put out at third do you think someone should point out that that’s retarded?

I don’t think when Handel was writing The Hallelujah Chorus he was hoping someday it would be used to accompany two cartoon bears running to take a dump in a port-o-potty.

Jason Marquis sucks at baseball.