The Best Goldfish Joke Ever

| Wednesday, January 09, 2008 | 12:58 PM

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for the worst joke ever.

I know I've said this joke before to people, but every time I see it I still laugh, so it's going on here:

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

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rusty

| Wednesday, January 09, 2008 | 6:13 PM

lulz

brian

| Thursday, January 10, 2008 | 7:11 AM

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick

Selena

| Thursday, January 10, 2008 | 12:02 PM

I'm sure it probably wouldn't suprise you if I told you it took me a second to get that joke. But it was kinda funny after I got it. :)

Like the new look if the site BTW. it looks "cleaner"

Sven

| Wednesday, January 16, 2008 | 5:22 PM

No offense, but I like Brian's joke better.

Ron

| Wednesday, January 16, 2008 | 5:33 PM

Sven: that's because you're dumb.

...and I feel fine.
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