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A Joke from Steven
| Thursday, February 23, 2006 | 2:28 AM
The lion sleeps tonight
Kristin was out in Arizona, and visited Jeff, Rebecca, and Steven [my nephew]. Steven told this joke:
How do you know there's a lion in your backyard?
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Answer: All the dead zebras.
That's awesome
Topher
| Thursday, February 23, 2006 | 8:39 AM
5, 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat, one in the glove comparment.
How do you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the jello.
How do you tell if there's 5 elephants in your fridge?
There's a Volkswagon parked out front.