I was checking the specs on the rotary girder...

So yeah.. I had a good time with some rubbing alcohol, some scrubbing brushes, and a fair amount of pain. Woo for me.

Explain how.

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Long story short: I superglued two fingers together.

Sounds like something you would do.

It's a shame you didn't remember the Simpsons episode where Bart glued stuff to his face.

I could have been a lot less painful.