I’m going to Alaska

Alaska Map

So, I’m headed to Alaska in a few hours.. As I understand it, Alaska is slightly south of Arizona, and I’m looking to get a pretty awesome looking tan. You will miss me.

Simpsonized

Ron Simpson

So according to Simpsonizeme.com, this is what I would look like as a Simpson. I wasn’t all that jazzed with it, but when I went to Simpsonsmovie.com and created my own avatar to look more like me, I ended up with something that looked nothing like me… at all:

Ron Simpson Bad
(Okay, so I’m kinda lying, because the original image I made I deleted after showing Joel, as we both agreed it was horrible. This one is slightly better, which tells you something..)

So that’s that, I’ve decided that the original one is “good enough” So, that’s me now.

Observation #16.

Odd how all it took was one day of CNN’s coverage of Posh Spice’s arrival in LA, occasionally interrupted by quotes from Rosie O’Donnell about Trump and Hasselbeck (2 people who apparently didn’t forget it’s currently not 2 months ago) to make me long for the days when Paris Hilton was the top story. Good to know there’s nothing else at all newsworthy going on.