Do you think the media knows that real people don’t care about Rosie O’Donnell?

I think it’s right around the time I thought to myself “Awesome, her new album is almost out!” when I realized I didn’t just like Avril Lavigne ironically.

Know what’s really cool about all this snow in April?

Me neither.

So raw baby carrots are kind of like Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans from Harry Potter… only there are only 3 flavors: Carrot, Dirt, and Tree Bark.

April Fools day has run its course, and it’s tiem to get rid of it. At this point, all it seems good for is filling the internet with false information… and there’s enough of that already, so we don’t really need a special day set aside for it anyway. Then you get magazines that are putting their April Fools jokes in their April issue, which arrives in early March, and you’re left wondering why in the world you’re still getting magazines when all that information was old news weeks ago anyway.
Get rid of it.