Observation #8. Posted on March 13, 2007 by ron The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
You forgot the *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*.
You are in Texas Pee Wee!
There’s no basement in the Alamo!
The song neglects to mention that the “stars” are in fact flares from giant chemical plants.
Perhaps that is what makes them so big and bright.