Dear CNN: Thank you for the 2 hour in depth report on Britney Spears’ new haircut and “out of control” lifestyle. That, added to the non-stop Anna Nicole Smith coverage has got me completely caught up on what’s going on in the world. Just out of curiosity, are we still at war or anything?
Larry King said Paris and Nicole are ‘totally at war and stuff”
never, ever watch cable news. the only news program on television worth watching is meet the press on sundays, and i always just watch the podcasts. i hate lou dobbs and anderson cooper *just* about as much as i hate britney spears and anna nicole smith. but tim russert? my booooi!!1