A Joke from Steven

Kristin was out in Arizona, and visited Jeff, Rebecca, and Steven [my nephew]. Steven told this joke:

How do you know there’s a lion in your backyard?


Answer: All the dead zebras.

That’s awesome

One thought on “A Joke from Steven

  1. How many elephants can you fit into a Volkswagon?

    5, 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat, one in the glove comparment.

    How do you tell if there’s an elephant in your fridge?

    Footprints in the jello.

    How do you tell if there’s 5 elephants in your fridge?

    There’s a Volkswagon parked out front.

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