Kill All Humans!!

According to a number of online video game sites, an email was sent out from Perrin Kaplan, VP of Marketing and Corporate Affairs at Nintendo of America, officially stating that Zelda: Twilight Princess will be delayed until sometime after March 31, 2006.

The email reads:

“After much discussion, the Zelda development team has requested extra time to add new levels, more depth and even higher quality to Zelda: Twilight Princess. Consequently, we’re announcing a new global launch in 2006, after the conclusion of this fiscal year (March 31). We’ll provide a specific date at a later point in time. While this may come as a disappointment to many eager fans, it will absolutely enrich the game and make it a multi-million seller.”

In a related note, I’m going to kill everything.

4 thoughts on “Kill All Humans!!

  1. With out putting a target on my head for your hatred, but it sounds like they are trying to make it even better. If you look closely at the message, I think it implies “enrich the game [for Ron Veenstra]”.

    Please don’t kill me.

  2. Yeah, I’m all for making it better, and also all for not cutting out things simply to meet some deadline (cough Windwaker cough), but then why make such a big deal about it’s due date. How about not saying when it’s gonna be out until you know? Now they just look dumb, and people are pissed.

    Also, upon closer inspection, it turns out the email sent out was indeed addressed specifically just to me. How about that…

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