Hey there! First of all, welcome back! It’s great to see you out in the public eye again, and I’m sure that this new Batman movie will do wonders to vault you back into the limelight. I know the last few years have been really hard on you. First you started dating, then married that psycho, [I’m told he’s in a safe place now, and getting the help he needs] which was certainly a turn for the worse… Then you joined that crazy cult, told them your most personal and darkest secrets, which they recorded and filed away, in the off chance that you tried to leave said crazy cult… then paid money to stay a part of the crazy cult. Then after that train-wreck of a 2 month marriage fell apart, and you kinda started to realize that this guy was insane, and part of a large group of insane people… well, that’s when things seem to get harder for you. I tried to follow all of your legal dealings with the cult when you finally started to speak out against them, but I had such a hard time keeping up with them all that I finally just gave up. I hear your deprogramming went well.. Kinda weird that it took you just a few days to get “in” but almost a full year to finally get out, eh? Yeah, well, I guess good decisions aren’t exactly your strong suit ( I seem to recall you picking Pacey… seriously.. Pacey!?! ). I worried about you when you had that complete breakdown and just disappeared for a while… but I guess it’s what you needed. Anyway, I’m happy for you. Now, if only you had.. oh, I don’t know… listened to that psycho speak for a few minutes 5 years ago… or heeded the entire planet’s advice when you started dating him… maybe you could’ve avoided this whole ugly incident… Live and learn, eh? Anyway, lots of luck. Great to have you back.
P.S. You know, just for future reference: Things that you thought were just a super idea back when you were like 9 years old might not be the wisest things to do when you are in your mid twenties. Just try to keep that in mind.