The Office

I’ve been kinda busy the last few weeks, mainly with work things, so I haven’t had a chance to write.. Those of you hoping this was the next trivia.. um… sorry? Rules are rules, and I need a post before the next question, so this is the post. I kinda lost some of my steam already, as it’s past 2:30 am, and the big thing I wanted to write about was more or less nullified by last night.. but oh well. So the first thing I wanted to talk about was The Office….

The Office

As most of you know, The Office was a BBC show.. a fake documentary about a paper company office, and the wretched boss that everyone loved to hate. It was extremely well done, rather funny, but also had what I considered to be a really gripping story. This was one of those shows were when I watched one.. I had to watch them all.. that very moment. I remember watching the first few episodes, and not quite getting it, but really wanting to watch the next episode. By episode 3 I was completely hooked, and when Joel came over with the second season, we just watched one after another until the whole thing was done. Okay, so far: All is good. The Office is a really good show, and I like it a lot. Now comes the rub. You might have noticed a new show that had the pilot episode air last Tuesday: The Office. This is an Americanized version of the BBC show, with Steve Carell starring as the boss. I was curious, and I really liked the BBC version, which had me a bit stuck. One the one hand, I like TV, so a new show whose concept I already appreciated was a good thing. But on the other hand, here was something that was nice, neat, and complete, and I just knew American TV was going to ruin it. And that bothered me. So anyway, the first episode aired, and I watched it… It was awful.

Now, let me explain. First of all, if you saw it, and also saw the BBC version, you might have noticed that the first episode of each were almost exactly the same, with a few carefully chosen rewrites: Common US slang replacing Brit slang (“he sucked” replaced “He was rubbish”), American Pop culture references added (6 Million Dollar Man, “Whazzaaap!”, etc.), and minor drug references removed. You might also have noticed that the acting was for the most part not good, and certainly not believable. Almost none of the characters seemed genuine… which is really a problem in a show that’s supposed to look like a documentary. I think one of the greatest, and most gripping things about the BBC version was just how believable the characters were. You really bought into each character, and they all behaved as you’d expect them to behave. When someone was sad, they really seemed sad, etc.. You believed them as individuals, and you believed the chemistry between them. That just didn’t seem to be the case in the US version. For me, this was most notable in 2 people. First, there’s Pam (the US version of BBC’s Dawn, the receptionist). There’s one scene where Pam is interviewed, and it seems like she’s just reciting lines she’s reading just off camera. There’s no emotion, and no real meaning behind anything she says. This same scene plays out so differently in the BBC version, where you get a really good glimpse at Dawn as a person just by how she says those few lines. So too at the end of the episode, where Pam is supposed to be really upset, and eventually crying. In the BBC version, it’s believable. In the US version, it seems sitcom-esque.. She’s fake crying, and you’re waiting for the wacky sidekick to show up and fall onto the coffee table or something. It just didn’t work, and as a result, Pam just seemed kinda vapid as a character. The other place it was really noticeable to me was with the main character, Micheal Scott (David Brent in the BBC version). Here’s what it boiled down to for me, I think. David Brent is played by Ricky Gervais.. and from what I saw of him on that show, and on other shows (interviews on Letterman, etc.), Ricky is David Brent, just to an extreme. If you’ve watched the BBC version, you know that David Brent is an obnoxious, self-absorbed idiot. I really think that to play David, Ricky Gervais didn’t have to really create a character as much as he just had to play himself, only without any of the normal restraints that people put on themselves to make them decent people, and not complete assholes. The best example I can think of at 3 in the morning is this: Think of Jimmy Fallon’s character in “Fever Pitch” (I know you haven’t seen it yet, and weren’t even planning on it, but you’ve seen the commercials, so you know what the guy is like) In that movie Fallon plays a psycho Red Sox fan. To play that, Fallon didn’t have to create a whole new persona.. he’s already a big Red Sox fan.. that’s already part of him.. He just had to take that part, and blow it up to an extreme. I think that’s how it was with Ricky Gervais becoming David Brent… But now we have Steve Carell… Steve Carell is well known for his work on the Daily Show, and playing the retarded weatherman in Anchorman. Put simply, he’s lovable, and funny. We know this already. Now he’s playing a character that is completely hateable, and while he thinks he’s funny, he’s anything but… This being the case, Steve has to try extra hard as Michael Scott for us to believe he is the way he’s behaving.. and for me, anyway, in this first episode, he just tries way to hard, and it all falls flat. I didn’t believe him, and it just felt like he was playing a part for a TV camera. He’s delivering these lines that I believed when David Brent said them, but now they just sound fake, and kinda stupid. So now you have acting that seems faked, characters you don’t believe, and interactions that seem unnatural.. all leading to what I can only describe as an embarrassed type feeling I felt while watching this first episode. It just didn’t feel like a documentary anymore.. it felt like a really unfunny sitcom with no laugh track, and fairly uninteresting characters.

Now I said the big thing I wanted to write about was nullified last night… and this would be it. The second episode of the Office was on Tuesday night, and I was over at Kristin‘s place, and we ended up watching it…and I thought it was excellent! First and foremost, it was something new. It contained a few scenes inspired by the BBC version, and the main plot was actually a conglomeration of 2 or 3 episodes as well, but it was something new, and you know what? It worked! It was funny, and the characters all seemed a ton more believable. Steve Carell as Michael Scott seemed a lot more believable, as did Pam, and others. The show was funny, and really did wonders towards setting this show apart as being something different from the BBC version. Now don’t get me wrong, the situation is still pretty much the same.. overarching story plots are so far still the exact same as well. But if they can make more episodes like this, that take that idea, and make it something new, this show might actually be something to pay attention to each week. I have to say, watching it got me pretty excited about the next show. I have high hopes that they continue branching out, and making these characters unique, rather than just new names for the same people we already saw.

With two shows viewed, now, there are some things I think I can say with a decent amount of certainty.. First and foremost: The American replacement for the BBC’s Gareth, named “Dwight” doesn’t quite fit. I’m hoping they do something with him to make him less of a Gareth clone, because thus far it doesn’t seem to be working. Gareth had a certain quality about him where just by looking at him, you knew what he was like.. and he played it perfectly. Dwight doesn’t have that, and just seems kinda “blah” as a result. Second: this version needs to stop hitting you over the head with the “The boy likes the girl” stuff. Seriously… the BBC version handled that whole storyline so well, and this version is just killing it. I don’t know is American TV simply refuses to exist without the “boy chasing girl” angle being first and foremost or what, but it’s to the point already where I want the relationship to fail, just so he’ll stop being such a little girl about it.

The Da Vinci Code

I finished the Da Vinci Code the other day. Ha! No, I didn’t read it. I listened to an unabridged version of it on audio cd. First off I have to say, it really made the drive to and from work fly by, and made the drive interesting, even in the morning, when I was exhausted, like I will be tomorrow morning. Now the obvious question is “Was it good?” And I don’t really know how to answer it. It was pretty gripping, and I found myself wanting rides to last longer, so I could hear more of it. I listened to it an entire afternoon while cleaning my room, and I just burned through disc after disc.. so that seems like a good sign as well. Heading into the book, there were a few things I was really excited about, just from what I had heard about it. One, was that it dealt with the Priori of Scion, which I had read, and seen a decent amount about on the discovery channel, etc. I found that whole idea and the stuff surrounding it pretty fascinating. Second was the whole “This is what this painting really means, because you see this hear, that’s actually this…” etc.. So the book started out, and right away it was pretty engrossing.. The whole mystery evolved, and new points are added, etc.. So you know, so far so good. As the book went on, they tossed in plenty of that “this painting means this” stuff, and some of it I found interesting, other parts of it I found laughable, but whatever, it was still entertaining for a work of fiction. So I was really into the book by the time we finally get introduced to the Priori of Scion.. and that’s the very moment when the book really started to disappoint me. I’m not sure if it was because of the amount of “truth” the book placed on the Priori account, or the many just plain wrong things it stated as facts, or what, but from that point on, the book seemed less interesting, and a lot less believable. Besides the factual errors the book asserted as facts to move along the story/it’s agenda, the thing that really bothered me was the inconsistencies of some of the characters, Sophi, in particular. This girl is a cryptographer working for the police, and from all accounts made early on in the book, a very intelligent woman, capable of handling stressful situations calmly and smoothly, and with a great deal of charm and cleverness. But then all of a sudden she becomes either a complete emotion wreck or an utter retard for giant stretches, for no good reason.. She has to been spoon-fed all sorts of information that a child could understand, and all she can do is sit there, repeating a thing or two, acting completely overwhelmed and confused. Now, for a book that’s trying to sell this idea that men and the church have ruined the world, and “woman” is the answer to just about everything, making your lead female character a flake seems like a bad move. By the end, it was pretty hard to slice through all the Goddess worship/Feminist propaganda, and the anti-church hate speak to get to the story.. and the very final scene made me laugh out loud it was so corny and stupid, but the story itself was rather entertaining. I have to say, though, having now gone through the book, I can not understand why it’s such a big deal. The ideas in this book are not new, nor are they all that clever. I suspect part of it is because people are generally lazy, so when they are presented with something like this, rather than doing any research, they just kinda accept whatever the book says as fact.. even though it’s a work of fiction. From what I’ve read, the author hasn’t exactly helped the situation, but based solely on this book, I suspect he wishes he had been born a woman, so maybe he’s got he’s own problems to work through. Things like this always bother me. I guess it shouldn’t have to be every entertainers job to explain that works of fiction mean that when they say things, it could either be real, or it could be made up, but at the same time.. there are a lot of really stupid people out there, and they’re just going to assume it’s true unless they’re told otherwise.. and if your work of fiction said “and they’ll tell you it’s not true, even though it really is”, it’s just going to confuse them. Sigh.. People are dumb.

NCAA and Sports and Misc.

I don’t know if you’ve been watching the tournament, but I have to say the games this year have been some of the best I’ve seen in a long, long time.. maybe ever. This past weekend, with the Illinois game, and MSU… Man.. It’s been fun to watch. Speaking of sports, I played basketball last Wednesday withJplant, Tuuk, and Joel, and that was a ton of fun.. The knee did alright. I felt almost as quick as I remembered, but my jump was noticeably affected, and trying to stand my ground was a lost cause. So the quickness is there, but the strength still needs quite a bit of work. I played catch for a while with Tuuk, Joel, and Mark on Sunday, when it was awesome outside (Did you just say “awesome”?), and that went fairly well as well, though I had a bit of a limp afterwords, and my knee has been a bit sore since. I think I really just need to keep at it, and get my body used to increased activity. Speaking of which, work is doing this thinger with exercising, etc.. which as far as I can tell isn’t really a competition, but in my mind is one anyway. So you add that to my whole desire to get back into playing shape by softball, and I think I’ll be more faithful with my biking and working out these next few weeks. Note the biking numbers continuing to rise steadily.

I should sleep, as it’s already 4:15, but I’ve been working on some lists of things I’d like to write about if I got the chance. Kinda along the same lines as my favorite music cds that I wrote a while back. I really enjoyed thinking about/writing that, so I figured I’d do something like that soon. Well, anyway, now I should sleep. Your trivia will be up soon, I promise.

Brain Quiz #15

Ian and Sydney are staying in different rooms in the same hotel. Ian needs to give a gold pendant to Sydney, but both are unable to leave their room. The only way they can transfer objects is by using the bellhops. Both Ian and Sydney have a safe with a large clasp that can be secured with padlocks. Both Ian and Sydney have a padlock and a corresponding key. (So 1 gold pendant, 2 safes, 2 padlocks, and 2 keys.) But the bellhops are thieves. Anything that is not padlocked in the safe will be stolen by the bellhops – including any unlocked padlocks, the keys or the pendant. How can Ian transfer the gold pendant to Sydney without it being stolen?

Difficulty Rating: 14

Awful

Okay, so I’ve been busy being all productive and watching the college basketball and all that. But there’s been some things I’ve noticed.. and they were awful.. so I’m going to write about it.

American Idol Barbie

You knew it was going to happen, and I’m fine with it.. whatever, it’ll prolly be profitable. But the commercial… Ack. First off, you’ve got the disturbing looking barbie doll seeming to move on its own in really awkward “dance” moves [Fear not, they explain at the end that the doll doesn't move on its own]. But then they start up a karaoke machine as she “performs”.. it’s Britney Spears “Oops I did it again.”.. only it’s so tinny and wretched sounding that you can feel your brain trying to break through your skull. Actually, you can watch it online: http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/brand/americanidol/ai_vote.aspx. It was horrible. Why not at least make this crappy doll sing something that didn’t suck?

Spring Break: When Sharks Attack

This was a made for TV movie on CBS that they hyped every chance they got during the basketball games. Hey, um… Remember Jaws? That Ringing any bells? Yeah, that was what you were trying to do, only from what I can recall, that one didn’t suck. If you’re going to make a scary shark movie, then do that.. If you just want to film girls in skimpy outfits reciting poorly written dialog poorly, why not just make porn?

Ashton Kutcher on SNL

Anyone else see his opening monologue? I actually winced a few times. On the other hand, the rest of the show sucked as well.

Dragons

Animal Planet showed a show about dragons.. explaining how they lived and interacted, what their internal structure was like.. how they flew, breathed fire, etc.. There were computer generated clips of dragons fighting other dragons, dragons fighting tigers, and dragon bodies being examined by scientists. Here’s the deal. Dragons aren’t real. John Ball Zoo had a whole section devoted to dragons. It made me very angry. Um… just as an additional note, the animal planet show was still really interesting… just seemed kinda… pointless.

Legally Blond

It was on TBS Sunday night. That movie is awful.

Brain Quiz #14

This one took me a very long time, but odds are some of you out there will figure it out right away, and make me feel stupid. You jerks.

The goal is to get the number 24. You can ony use the simple math functions of addition, subtract, multiplication, and division. You must use every number, and you may only use each number once. There are 3 sets of numbers.. each set must be made equal to 24. 8 points for each one you get right. Get all 3 and you get another 5. Be first with all 3 and get another 5. So you can make up to 34 points on this one.

Set 1: 1, 3, 4, 6

Set 2: 3, 3, 7, 7

Set 3: 2, 3, 10, 10

Just a note, you can’t just set numbers next to each other and call it good, like putting the 1 and the 3 together and calling it a “13″. Anyway, good luck.

A Tale of Two Trailers

The end of last week was pretty exciting… Two pretty snazzy trailers were released for things I’m very much looking forward to. The first is the trailer for the next Star Wars movie, and obviously, the trailer looks really, really good. See:

Council Dooku General Grievous
Space Yoda Mace and Kit
Duel space Vader

Yeah, I know. It looks really good. Want to see something else that looks really good? I kid, I kid.. but no, I’m a hottie. Anyway, the other trailer is for the new Legend of Zelda game for Gamecube that’s coming out sometime this year (Note that if it doesn’t come out this year, I will kill all humans.). It too single-handedly makes life worth living, and shiny pretty pictures are here for you to see:

Stalfos Kitty Epona
Zombies Gohma? Warthog Riding
Goron Fighting Armos Monkees with Boomerangs

Moon Pies?!?… What a time to be alive!

Brain Quiz #13

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister. Why?

Difficulty Rating: 13
[My thanks to Serita for this one.]

Cubs Win!

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! So the Cubs just played their spring training opener against the A’s, and they won it 2-1. It was a pleasure to get back to listening to Pat and Ron announce the game.. It’s like easing into an old, comfortable chair or something… Since this is spring training, you’ve got different players, plenty of them completely unknowns, going in and out of the game.. and since Pat and Ron couldn’t identify all of them right away, they took to naming them after famous old time film stars (“Cary Grant comes in to make the catch.. and he put it away.”, “Long fly ball, and Sir Laurence Olivier circles under it, and makes the grab.”) It was quite entertaining. So anyway. Baseball!

Now time for some questions:

  1. I let someone borrow my copy of Love Actually. I have no idea who has it, but I would very much like it back. Anyone know where it went?
  2. MLB 2006
    This game comes out this april. Why is it called MLB 2006? It is currently 2005. This baseball season will begin and end in 2005. No part of this baseball season will take place in 2006. I can understand there being some wiggle room for sports like Basketball and Football, where the season takes place across two calendar years… You can name it after when the season starts, or when the championship game takes place…. but Baseball? Why bother putting a year on it at all, if it’s not going to mean anything?
  3. Who else is jazzed about Arrested Development this week? woo!

Brain Quiz #12

Okay, here’s something new for us to try. You have 2 identical robots, and each must be given an identical set of commands. These robots will then be dropped out of a plane and parachute down to random locations on a straight line that extends infinitely in opposite directions (As in, it doesn’t wrap around and meet up with itself or anything, so it’s not like the equator or anything). When the robots land, the parachutes detach, and remain where they landed. Neither robot knows where the other robot is being dropped, so they wouldn’t know which direction it was in or anything. Your job is to program these robots to collide with each other.

The robots only have room for 10 commands, and you can choose from the following:
Move Left one unit.
Move Right one unit.
Skip the next command, unless there’s a parachute on this space.
Go to a specific command number.

So here’s an example of a program:
10 Go Right.
20 Go Left.
30 SKIP the next command unless there’s a parachute.
40 GOTO 10.

Make sense? Okay, your goal is to make them collide, and you only get 10 commands spaces. [Meaning, your program only consists of 10 lines of "code". Not to be confused with "10 moves", which would be something different."] Each command takes one cycle to execute (including GOTO’s and SKIPs), and each movement moves 1 standard unit (we can call it a foot if that helps, but it doesn’t really matter) An extra 5 points for the first answer that guarentees a collision. A bonus 5 points for the most efficient/quickest answer. (The answer that would get them to collide the fastest in most situations). Ties split the bonus points.

Difficulty Rating: 14

Good to Go

I’ve gotten a few complaints from people that I have not posted the answers to that trivia dealie yet.. I’ll get to it, I swear, but I made that rule that I needed to have at least one “normal” post between each trivia dealie, so here is that “normal” post. I just got back from the doctor. I’m pregnant! wait, no, that wasn’t it. I’ve been officially cleared of all restrictions. I am now free to play Basketball, baseball, go skiing, run, skip, and jump, rob a liquor store… anything I want to do. Needless to say, I am quite pleased. That puts me quite a ways ahead of schedule, and I credit a very good surgeon, a fine physical therapy team, and a very encouraging group of softball teammates — not to mention the irresistable siren’s song of lady softball herself — with helping me get to this point. I recently began a pretty aggressive workout routine, aiming at getting back to 100% in strength, speed, and flexibility. At this point, the leg feels quite strong, but the flexibility isn’t all there. According to my physical therapists, I’m currently beyond “normal” flexibility, but since I’m hyper-flexible, there’s still quite a ways I’m able to go. (Hey Josh, remember when I fit inside your gym bag? That was awesome.) So I want to get back to that point, and I’m aiming to be there by the time Softball season starts (Beginning of May!) That said, I get to see the doctor again in 9 months to make sure there’s no problems, but I’m pretty much set.

Related to the whole doctor thing are these bills I keep getting. I got a fairly sizable one the other day that said I originally owed thousands of dollars, and insurance was willing to chip in to pay $0 of it. That seemed bad to me.. so I began calling places. Here’s something you may or may not know about me: I hate calling. If it’s someone I know, I’m willing to do it, and it’s not a huge deal, but it’s very rare that I’m calling with the intention of just talking on the phone.. More likely I’m arranging to meet up with this person, or require a specific bit of information. If it’s a stranger, or some sort of institution/company, I hate, hate, hate it, and avoid it at all costs. I’d much rather email, as the information is all right there in front of you, and everything is being taken care of in a way that I can handle, and control. Phones don’t really let me do that. I think it’s just part of my personality. There are people who really like talking to people, strangers or friends, and there are people who like to hide in darkened corners with their earphones on and a hoodie or two covering their head, so as to completely hide them in darkness. Anyway, back to the insurance thinger.. I called the insurance, and asked why they weren’t paying, and they said that the diagnosis given wasn’t payable.. so I asked what I should do to fix that (as I knew that this stuff was covered under my insurance, I had purposefully gone through the work of finding a place that was part of the network, and made sure this type of thing was covered by checking my benefits package dealie) So that person suggested I call the doctor’s office. I called the doctor’s office, and they asked what the code was that they were billing.. well I didn’t have that.. So I had to call the insurance again, and they gave me a code number. I then had to call the Doctor again, and they said that that code wasn’t even in their book, so they said I should call the billing office of the Physical therapy place.. So I called them, and they said that that was the code number that hey had for all my physical therapy.. and I said that that number apparently wasn’t right, or something…. so they said I should call the doctors office, and get them to fax over a new diagnosis or something.. So anyway, today I brought that all up with the Doctor, and he had one the nurses help me out, and she called the billing office, and got some information (Apparently they have the right diagnosis stuff from them) took some copies of the information I was sent, and said that they were going to work with the billing office, and gave them my number and their number, so if there was more stuff to be worked out, I may get a call or something, but they’d try to get it all straightened out. Woo! Once again it proves more effective to just work with someone face to face rather than call the same 3 offices a zillion times and get sent to the next one every single time. Long rambly story to prove that dealing with health insurance and stuff is a PITA.

Did I mention I’m allowed to play basketball and run and go skiing and everything? I’m excited

I started watching Alias again.. I had taken a break midway through season 2… but now I watch an episode every day when I ride my exercises bike. it works out quite well. I still enjoy the show, but some plot points seem to be getting pretty repetitive, and kinda stupid. If I was a woman, I think parts of this show would really offend me.. Here you have this really tough, pretty woman doing a hard, dangerous job, and then after a season of her being able to deal with everything, she turns into this emotional wreck every couple of minutes. Oh well. Also, remember when Dixon was in an episode for more than 5 seconds?

LAN! WE had a lan party last Saturday.. the first time in a long time. Enemy Territory, UT2k4, and some Jedi Knight III. I had a good time. Killing people with lightsabers was really fun, and I completely suXorZ at zooming instagib. I remember when I used to be pretty good at it.. now I’m just t awful. I got very angry… but it’s okay, because I’m allowed to run and jump and play basketball now. I took pictures that’ll be online at some point (of the LAN, not of me running and jumping and playing basketball….yet)

It’s Over!