This morning I had a dream that I was grocery shopping. It took forever.. I just kept walking from aisle to aisle, never finding anything that I really wanted, but occasionally picking up items I thought might be good, only to return them to the shelf, and push the cart onward. It was one of the most boring dreams I’ve had in years. After what seemed like hours, I came to the toy aisle (the store looked a lot like the Rivertown Meijer, so I’m assuming it was there, or its equivalent in my fictional dream universe.). In the toy aisle, I ran across a shelf filled with twin-packs of the original Transformers, and I was overjoyed. Soon Andy (who appeared out of nowhere) and I were searching through the choices. Each box had two Transformers, and they had different combinations, so we were searching for specific matches. I ended up with 3 boxes: Soundwave and Shockwave, Megatron and I don’t recall who he was with, and Optimus Prime without any second item. [I also distinctly recall seeing: Blaster in many of the boxes.] Anyway, when I found Megatron, and was all excited about it, a big booming voice said [from nowhere]:
“You are a huge nerd!”
Then I woke up. I remember when I used to dream about girls… My subconscious sucks.